Femingmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tranquil snake.

Femingmeg created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femingmeg, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Femingmeg, it will turn you into a plant.

Femingmeg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Femingmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Femingmeg on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Hide if eight tortoises approach from the north.

5. Do not cook food in pots.