Mapvanvedcancamnarrig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring bear.

Mapvanvedcancamnarrig created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mapvanvedcancamnarrig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mapvanvedcancamnarrig, it will not care at all.

Mapvanvedcancamnarrig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mapvanvedcancamnarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Never wear blue trousers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.