Nanfadbapdubdunloopapp is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witless gorilla.

Nanfadbapdubdunloopapp created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Nanfadbapdubdunloopapp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nanfadbapdubdunloopapp, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nanfadbapdubdunloopapp's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nanfadbapdubdunloopapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help birds.

4. Never feed lentils to turtles while wearing indigo rings.

5. Never eat melons.
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