Libhomwan Gonxinlik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating parrot.

Libhomwan Gonxinlik created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Libhomwan Gonxinlik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Libhomwan Gonxinlik, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Libhomwan Gonxinlik's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Libhomwan Gonxinlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must pray to Libhomwan Gonxinlik eight times a day.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Libhomwan Gonxinlik loves whales, so they must be respected.
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