Jabyattdon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody skunk.

Jabyattdon created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabyattdon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jabyattdon, she will strike you with lightening.

Jabyattdon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Jabyattdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never bounce in the presence of dolphins.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.