Dudwonrutt is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic
warg.
Dudwonrutt created the planet Mars nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Dudwonrutt, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Dudwonrutt, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Dudwonrutt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Dudwonrutt's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not wear lead on your body.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Always obey Dudwonrutt's priests.
5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.