Lundinmad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, selfish dragon.

Lundinmad created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lundinmad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lundinmad, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lundinmad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Lundinmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
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