Tifsafflisfasxinnur is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair
swan.
Tifsafflisfasxinnur created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tifsafflisfasxinnur, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Tifsafflisfasxinnur, she will turn you into a snail.
Tifsafflisfasxinnur's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Tifsafflisfasxinnur's Holy Commandments1. Never eat rice.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Tifsafflisfasxinnur.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
4. Never wear skirts.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.