Ingdammut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind parrot.

Ingdammut created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingdammut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingdammut, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ingdammut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Ingdammut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the west.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ingdammut.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ingdammut.