Ingdammut is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind
parrot.
Ingdammut created energy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ingdammut, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Ingdammut, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Ingdammut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Ingdammut's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the west.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Ingdammut.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ingdammut.