Yikgovfarn Hen is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, proud
crocodile.
Yikgovfarn Hen created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yikgovfarn Hen, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Yikgovfarn Hen, it will turn you into a puffin.
Yikgovfarn Hen's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Yikgovfarn Hen's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Do not bounce in public.
3. Never sit near shrews.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.