Mil Mobnigcan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, weak mink.

Mil Mobnigcan created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mil Mobnigcan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mil Mobnigcan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Mil Mobnigcan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Mil Mobnigcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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