Gebdossort is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective cat.

Gebdossort created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdossort, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gebdossort, it will turn you into a snail.

Gebdossort's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gebdossort's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Run away from violet rats, for they are unholy.