Bomdogfum is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humorless dryad.

Bomdogfum created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomdogfum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bomdogfum, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bomdogfum's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bomdogfum's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Hide if three voles approach from the west.