Gomgessrat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong hydra.

Gomgessrat created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomgessrat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gomgessrat, he will destroy your home planet.

Gomgessrat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gomgessrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.