Vigzagtafnil Rilldadbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent seal.

Vigzagtafnil Rilldadbiss created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigzagtafnil Rilldadbiss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigzagtafnil Rilldadbiss, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vigzagtafnil Rilldadbiss' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vigzagtafnil Rilldadbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Vigzagtafnil Rilldadbiss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Run away if six ducks approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.