Bogbossvag Quafvonkmob is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, emotional wasp.

Bogbossvag Quafvonkmob created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogbossvag Quafvonkmob, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogbossvag Quafvonkmob, he will be very unhappy.

Bogbossvag Quafvonkmob's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bogbossvag Quafvonkmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Worship no other gods but Bogbossvag Quafvonkmob.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.