Pagbopkim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless crow.

Pagbopkim created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagbopkim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pagbopkim, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pagbopkim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pagbopkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not take Pagbopkim's name in vain.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.