Wipdundap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, benevolent hyena.

Wipdundap created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipdundap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wipdundap, he will send you a sign.

Wipdundap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wipdundap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Never paint your neck red.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink alcohol.