Vinxucdan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced parrot.

Vinxucdan created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinxucdan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vinxucdan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vinxucdan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vinxucdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must pray to Vinxucdan eight times a day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.