Ligliklad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sage raccoon.

Ligliklad created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligliklad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ligliklad, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Ligliklad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ligliklad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide from pink goats for they are unholy.

3. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Ligliklad on top of important buildings.

4. Ligliklad loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. You must love Ligliklad.