Cedditgarhub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered camel.

Cedditgarhub created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cedditgarhub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cedditgarhub, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cedditgarhub's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cedditgarhub's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Never think about comets.