Sitgutfad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable mouse.

Sitgutfad created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitgutfad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sitgutfad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sitgutfad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sitgutfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not chop down trees.