Pibquampod is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pibquampod created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibquampod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pibquampod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pibquampod's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Pibquampod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pibquampod.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibquampod.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never paint your legs violet.

5. Always take life seriously.