Cubfligpopmipkop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured sheep.

Cubfligpopmipkop created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cubfligpopmipkop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cubfligpopmipkop, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cubfligpopmipkop's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cubfligpopmipkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not hurt bats.