Negwancum is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited bat.

Negwancum created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negwancum, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Negwancum, he will be mildly annoyed.

Negwancum's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Negwancum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.