Lapdusstafhot is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering butterfly.

Lapdusstafhot created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lapdusstafhot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lapdusstafhot, it will turn you into a frog.

Lapdusstafhot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lapdusstafhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Retreat if six horses approach from the east.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Lapdusstafhot loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.
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