Flowitton is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, deceitful coyote.

Flowitton created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Flowitton, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flowitton, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flowitton's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Flowitton's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help mice.

4. Hide from purple grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Never look at stars.