Manlistrak is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust
slug.
Manlistrak created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Manlistrak, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Manlistrak, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Manlistrak's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Manlistrak's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh near snails.
2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Run away from cyan eagles, for they are unholy.
5. Run away if seven foxes approach from the south.