Saktonksak is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient centipede.

Saktonksak created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saktonksak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Saktonksak, it will destroy your favourite star.

Saktonksak's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Saktonksak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Saktonksak loves ants, so they must be honoured.