Witdidnul is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent
toad.
Witdidnul created a photon two years ago.
If you believe in
Witdidnul, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Witdidnul, she will turn you into a giant slug.
Witdidnul's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Witdidnul's Holy Commandments1. Never eat gooseberries.
2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Do not take Witdidnul's name in vain.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.