Loopfadtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust weasel.

Loopfadtarp created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopfadtarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Loopfadtarp, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Loopfadtarp's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Loopfadtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Loopfadtarp.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Never think about galaxies.