Dudgildotflagdunbunsis is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating fish.

Dudgildotflagdunbunsis created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudgildotflagdunbunsis, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dudgildotflagdunbunsis, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dudgildotflagdunbunsis' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dudgildotflagdunbunsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.