Gamhenwod is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, strong dog.

Gamhenwod created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamhenwod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gamhenwod, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gamhenwod's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gamhenwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gamhenwod's priests.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sing near otters.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.