Megponwikcab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-assured salamander.

Megponwikcab created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megponwikcab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Megponwikcab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Megponwikcab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Megponwikcab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Hide if nine badgers approach from the south.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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