Vadnarldav is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive alligator.

Vadnarldav created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Vadnarldav, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vadnarldav, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vadnarldav's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Vadnarldav's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help ants.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vadnarldav.