Quillyartgilyarpstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional deer.

Quillyartgilyarpstrag created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillyartgilyarpstrag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quillyartgilyarpstrag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quillyartgilyarpstrag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Quillyartgilyarpstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quillyartgilyarpstrag.