Vidcenbap is a god.
He takes the form of a large, passionate
duck.
Vidcenbap created snails four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vidcenbap, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Vidcenbap, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Vidcenbap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Vidcenbap's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.
2. Always look after injured cats.
3. Never sing in holy places.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not kill tortoises.