Vidcenbap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, passionate duck.

Vidcenbap created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidcenbap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vidcenbap, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vidcenbap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vidcenbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not kill tortoises.