Tunligzan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sapient clam.

Tunligzan created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunligzan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tunligzan, he will not care.

Tunligzan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tunligzan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.