Tunligzan is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, sapient
clam.
Tunligzan created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tunligzan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Tunligzan, he will not care.
Tunligzan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Tunligzan's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry hamsters.
2. Never write about comets.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.