Dutmid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omniscient sheep.

Dutmid created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutmid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dutmid, he will be very unhappy.

Dutmid's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dutmid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Never talk about moons.