Vogxinfagsaftun is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, humane
guinea pig.
Vogxinfagsaftun created dark energy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vogxinfagsaftun, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Vogxinfagsaftun, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Vogxinfagsaftun's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Vogxinfagsaftun's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Voles are not to be trusted.
4. Never eat limes.
5. Always help sick cats.