Fenfonyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless deer.

Fenfonyarl created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenfonyarl, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fenfonyarl, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fenfonyarl's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fenfonyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fenfonyarl.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.