Madtarjab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless faun.

Madtarjab created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Madtarjab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Madtarjab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Madtarjab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Madtarjab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven dolphins approach from the north.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.