Farbatgil is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating manatee.

Farbatgil created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farbatgil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Farbatgil, it will come to you in dreams.

Farbatgil's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Farbatgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.