Yimmabnul is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair aardvark.

Yimmabnul created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimmabnul, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimmabnul, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yimmabnul's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yimmabnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown shorts.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.