Jigfigtam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, annoying horse.

Jigfigtam created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigfigtam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jigfigtam, she will turn you into a tree.

Jigfigtam's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jigfigtam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.