Flagpoptifrap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fast hippopotamus.

Flagpoptifrap created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagpoptifrap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagpoptifrap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flagpoptifrap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Flagpoptifrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Pray towards the north.