Ratjonfun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient warg.

Ratjonfun created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratjonfun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ratjonfun, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Ratjonfun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ratjonfun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ratjonfun six times a day.

2. Always obey Ratjonfun's priests.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help mice in need.