Budbumfud is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak fly.

Budbumfud created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budbumfud, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Budbumfud, he will not invite you to parties.

Budbumfud's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Budbumfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.