Flattunzod is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, staggering centipede.

Flattunzod created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flattunzod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flattunzod, it will turn you into a plant.

Flattunzod's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Flattunzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look at moons.