Badtimren is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable warg.

Badtimren created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Badtimren, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Badtimren, he will turn you into a plant.

Badtimren's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Badtimren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not chop down trees.